Just thought we’d do something different today and give everyone a few well deserved laughs!!
”I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness”.
- James Thurber
“The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks.”
- Anonymous
“Every season can be allergy season, depending on what you’re allergic to.”
-Clara Chung
“A new study found that a mother’s diet affects her baby’s allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats.”
-Jimmy Fallon
“For everyone calling me anorexic: I have a gluten and lactose allergy. It’s not about weight, it’s about health! Gluten is crapppp anyway!”
-Miley Cyrus
“He said ‘I love you.’ I sneezed and said, ‘Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit.”
- Unknown
“I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.”
-Unknown
“That awkward moment when its Peanut Butter Jelly Time, and you’re allergic to peanut butter.”
-Unknown
“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So, what’s the problem?”
-Phyllis Diller
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